Jack+myth

One day in Olympia, Hera sent Hercules on a mission to kill EPA, a thirty-six legged, eighteen headed, fire and nitrogen breathing monster!

“You need help,” Zeus said. “Here is an invincible shield and a … boomerang.” “Why a boomerang?” Hercules said. “You’ll see,” Zeus replied.

Hercules set off to the seaside cavern, over the sand and through the rocks. But where was the cavern? Hercules went under water, he spotted the cavern. He also spotted a weird three-headed shark, the guard, and it had seen him! Hercules swam towards it as fast as he could! BANG! The shark lay dead at the sea face. Hercules swam in the cavern. For some reason there was air and no water. He hid behind a rock.

“It’s as big as a whale!” Hercules whispered. The monster was asleep. Hercules ran over to it staring, and slashed a head off with the boomerang. “Rooahhghhit!” the Epa roared! It breathed fire at Hercules. He suffered a nasty burn! Epa turned around. Its tail shot nitrogen at him. He dodged it skilfully, then he had an idea. Epa shot more nitrogen and Hercules reflected it with his shield, froze the Epa and explored the great beast.

He realised what the boomerang was for! He threw it at Epa. Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! All the heads were castrated! He had slayed the greatest beast ever, Epa!

He went up to shore and went to Mount Olympus and said to his father Zeus, “Am I the first to slay any of its kind?” “Yes of course! No one has every slayed their king, except now they have and it’s you my boy,” Zeus chuckled.

“We’re proud of you son,” Zeus boasted. “Well, can you heal my burn?” Hercules shrieked. “Yes, of course I can, I’m god of love and healing,” Eros said. “Thanks,” Hercules said.

“Hey guys, I just heard some princess is being held hostage by Hades’ minions in the underworld. Wanna go Hercules?” Ares said. “Sure,” Hercules said.